Hippie-Dippy

10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you: 10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty 9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you 8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back 7. Cook for him. A LOT. 6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek." 5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater." 4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot. 3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones. 2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine and

Team Jacob, because He didn’t run away. I’d rather have a warm puppy than a cold stone. You don’t have to give up a normal life to be with him. Edward doesn’t walk around half-naked. Bella didn’t have to travel half way around the world to bring him back. 108.9° is pretty hot. A dog is girl’s best friend. Real men don’t sparkle. Perfection is boring. Volvos are for soccer moms. He could kiss you without wanting to kill you. When was the last time Edward told a joke and made you laugh?